Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the Kings Horses and All the Kings men… had scrambled eggs.


Well, here’s wishing you an almost belated Happy…

(… let’s cram ’em all into one day and get it over with holiday)
(… another excuse for a three day weekend)
(… another day off for government employees)
(… another reason not to deliver the already overpriced mail)
(… since you’re not working why don’t you come shop at our store ‘sale’)
(… another excuse to ‘pardee-hardee’)
(… invent and insert your own reason here)

… Presidents Day.

For most people it’s just another day at the office.

… but three day weekends actually increase the workload for some of us.

Far too many people decide to go dashing off somewhere in their automobile
or RV, and then, having somewhere along the way tossed common sense out
the window… turn about at the last possible moment and drive like a loon to
get home while ignoring speed limits, drinking while driving, and/or forgetting
that bad weather usually means unsafe road conditions.

… and then it’s up to police and EMT’s to try to pick up the pieces, and
emergency department doctors and trauma surgeons to try and put them
back together again.

Let’s be careful out there.